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Funny Beer Quotes from Famous People

You may or may not think of yourself as an intellectual, but you definitely think of yourself as someone who drinks beer. Lucky for you, there are plenty of famous people who ARE intellectuals who ALSO drank beer and said awesome, inspired things about it. Next time you need to sound smart at a party (maybe to impress that hot brainy girl), bring up some of funny beer quotes about beer from famous people about your favorite subject—beer!

Beer Quote #1:

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin.

One of the finest minds in American history tells us that beer is a God-given gift? Who are we to argue?

 

Beer Quote #2

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” ― Abraham Lincoln

Wiser words about people and politics have never been spoken.  We all knew that Lincoln was a great president, but by talking about beer he’s proven himself to be truly wise.

 

Beer Quote #3

“For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.”—William Shakespeare

See? Kings are awesome enough to drink all their meals, according to Shakespeare. The rest of us get to have our beers interspersed with pizza.

 

Beer Quote #4

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ― Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde got it right! And, you know, it’s important to show solidarity with the drinking classes by drinking with them!

 

Beer Quote #5

“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.” ― Ray Bradbury

Beer is intellectual, and so are you! Clearly it’s a match made in heaven. You should take all the idiots’ beer away from them and drink it yourself!

 

Take these quotes with you to your next party, and you’ll be able to have intellectual conversations about beer with that brainy cute girl.

 

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