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Looking for an Excuse to Play Beer Pong? We Have a Few.

Sure, there are typical excuses to drink: during a holiday party, before a big football game, or in celebration of a friend’s birthday. But what happens when it’s an average Tuesday night and you really need an excuse to play beer pong? How do you get a group together to play the game while legitimizing your drinking? Don’t worry; excuses are our specialty and the number of excuses to play beer pong is almost infinite. We suggest you follow a few simple rules and draw from one of the the following three categories to justify playing beer pong on an ordinary night.

1. Successes / Failures. 

Did you ace a test recently? Celebrate! Did you fail it? That works too! Celebrating or mourning life’s little successes and failures is a sure-fire excuse to drink. Think outside the box as you consider what to celebrate/mourn. Sure, there are all the usual suspects like grades, getting/not getting the girl, or losing/winning a big game; but there are also so many other little successes or failures throughout the day to think about. Did you make it to class today? Floss your teeth? Put on pants? Celebrate!

2. Sporting Events.

beer pong and toad racing

An exciting toad race would be even more exciting after a round of beer pong!

We’re not talking football, baseball, or your favorite team; we figure you have those covered already. But have you considered commemorating Canada’s latest curling match with a rousing game of beer pong? How about finding or starting an adult dodgeball tournament? Or maybe you should check in and see what’s happening in the world of lawn mower racing these days. People come up with some weird sports, and you’ll have endless sporting events to celebrate if you look around. A short list of bizarre sporting events you could pay tribute to: elephant polo. Toad racing. Canal jumping. Rope climbing. Oil wrestling. See? The possibilities are endless.

3. Holidays.

Go to Wikipedia and type today’s date into the search bar. Need we say more? Whether it’s the anniversary of Guinea declaring independence from France, or the birthday of Winston Churchill, whether it’s Flag Day or Applejack Awareness Day, you’ll be able to find something to celebrate. Add a little pizazz to your celebration with some custom beer pong balls–perhaps with Winston Churchill’s face on them.

Now go forth and play beer pong!

(Do we have to say it? Drink responsibly and don’t drive after playing beer pong!)

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Posted in Beer & Drinking 7 years, 9 months ago at 5:14 pm.

6 comments

6 Replies

  1. Just say your gonna go to a late night study group lol

  2. I feel like I should play beer pong right now! I went to class today!

  3. Beer pong can always be played, even without a reason

  4. george Oct 6th 2011

    I celebrate all my no name holidays with beer pong

  5. There’s never a bad time to get your balls wet! Pong hard or go home..

  6. Who needs an excuse?


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