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The Oscars Drinking Game

Whether its the Oscars, the Emmys, or Golden Globes, you know you’re going to watch the awards shows. Now whether you have any real interest in the celebrities or not, the one thing you do know is that you might as well drink while you’re doing it. Here’s a new drinking game, applicable to any awards show you may be watching.

  1. Anytime anyone says the name of the award show, take a drink.
  2. Anytime the host’s attempts at humor fall flat, take a drink.
  3. Anytime anyone uses the words “excitement” or “anticipation” to describe the atmosphere, take a drink.
  4. Anytime there’s a big, dramatic pause between “and the award goes to…” and an actual name, take a drink.
  5. Anytime the camera pans to the candidates for an award and at least one of them isn’t wearing a big, fake smile, take a drink.
  6. Anytime the winner doesn’t immediately register that their name was just read and they should get the hell onstage, take a drink.
  7. Anytime a winner starts to cry during their acceptance speech, take a drink.
  8. Anytime a winner thanks their family, take a drink for every family member they mention by name.
  9. Anytime a winner thanks God, take 2 drinks—one for you, and one for Jeebus!
  10. Anytime a winner talks over the allotted time, chug from whenever the host tries to shut them up until they actually stop talking.

This set of rules should get you pretty sloshed, pretty quickly, no matter which awards show you’re watching. If you have ideas for rules of your own to add to this list, either for awards shows in general or for a specific one, post them in the comments below!

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Posted in Beer Pong Games 2 years, 10 months ago at 4:25 pm.

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