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Words of Wisdom: The Most Inspiring Beer-Related Quotes

Thinking of a putting a beer-related quote on your next custom beer pong table, or just need a reason to throw another party? Allow us to offer you some inspiration:

“Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today.” –Edgar Allan Poe

“A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.”
–W.C. Fields

“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
– Ancient Greek proverb

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. “
–Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I drink to make other people interesting.”
–George Jean Nathan

“It’s beer o’clock, and I’m buying.”
–Teddy Gammell, Memento

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
–Winston Churchill

“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”
–Ancient Egyptian Credo

“Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”
–Frank the Tank, Old School

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
–Abraham Lincoln

“Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.”
–David Rains Wallace

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.”
–Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”
–Benjamin Franklin

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.”
–Dave Berry

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway

“I work until beer o’clock.”
–Stephen King

Did we miss a great one? Let us know in the comments!

Posted in Beer & Drinking 7 years, 4 months ago at 2:15 pm.


12 Replies

  1. Max Moyle May 30th 2012

    Save water. Drink beer!

  2. not a wise man, the wisest man of all…he who created beer

  3. John Baadilla May 30th 2012

    For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King

  4. Gordon Jacobs May 30th 2012

    “ I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

    -Frank Sinatra-

  5. Clayton Colley May 30th 2012

    Beer thirty, its five o clock somewhere

  6. Awesome

  7. Free pong balls!

  8. “There’s water in beer” said by me when someone suggests water

  9. Beer-Its whats for dinner

  10. Hannah May 30th 2012

    “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.” ― Winston S. Churchill

  11. Buddha May 30th 2012

    Cheers to these words of wisdom!

  12. Awesome quotes from important people on a great subject!

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