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Top 5 Ways that Beer Pong is Like Sex

 

Sex & Beer Pong. 2 of America’s Favorite Activities

Ever wonder what the similarities are between your two favorite activities? Look no farther: the answers are here.

1.) Playing with Balls

Let’s start with the obvious: you’re sending your balls towards holes. We’ll leave out the obvious quibble about how in one activity your balls go in the holes and in the other your balls are near the holes because other things are actually inside…the analogy is close enough to allow for a hell of a lot of innuendo, which anyone but the densest bro instinctively understands.

2.) Going all Night Long

A man who’s truly dedicated to his game can play beer pong all night long. If you get tired out early on in the evening, it’s time to start working on your stamina!

3.) Fingering and blowing

Traditionally in beer pong, if a ball is spinning around the edge of a cup, girls are allowed to try to blow the ball into the cup, and guys are allowed to try to flick it in with their fingers. Girls blow and guys finger….we won’t insult your intelligence by spelling out the analogy here.

4.) The amount you talk about scoring…is inversely proportional to how often you actually score.

This one’s a no-brainer, courtesy of Psych 101. The more a bro talks about what great game he has, the more likely he is to be overcompensating. Do with this info what you will.

5.) Single partners, group games, and serial monogamy (oh my)

You can play beer pong with one other person…or you can play two on two, three on three, four on four… You can also play one on one sequentially with multiple different people.  As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, it’s all good!

 

Anyone else have any good comparisons? Leave them in the comments!

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Posted in Party Pong Articles 3 months, 2 weeks ago at 4:08 pm.

7 comments

7 Replies

  1. Kieran Lewko Apr 16th 2014

    cool

  2. Neal Trautloff Apr 16th 2014

    Awesome!!!

  3. If you’re good, doesn’t matter if it’s dark or the lights are on.

  4. Nobody complains about having to swallow in beer pong..

  5. Joseph Mason Apr 16th 2014

    Sex then beer pong

  6. Two of the best activities around… thank you party pong! hopefully i win!

  7. Scott calain Apr 16th 2014

    1st


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