The Best Ways to Distract Your Opponents
Beer pong is a hearty sport that relies on talent, speed, precision, and…the ability to distract the other team just as they’re about to make a crucial shot. Anything goes in the world of beer pong distractions; just make sure not to do or say anything that will seriously anger your opponents. Below are our favorite ways to distract a member of the opposite team just as he or she is about to make that game-changing shot:
False Confessions
Read carefully our previous point about not doing or saying anything that will actually anger people, because false confessions can be tricky. “I slept with your sister!” may seem like a great way to distract your opponent, but you’ll have to deal with his wrath afterward. Similarly, if you’re a lady and your opponent is your boyfriend, “I’m pregnant!” may not be a great thing to joke about. Then again, you only need them to believe the lie long enough to miss their shot, and there is a table in between you two, so proceed at your own risk. We suggest harmless but “shocking” confessions, like “I’m gay!” or “I only have one testicle!” These will make your opponents do a double-take long enough to miss a shot, but won’t send them soaring over the beer pong table in an effort to throttle you.
Enlist the Services of Your Hot Friend
"Well hellooooo, boys!"
You know that friend of yours with the blonde hair and the giant rack? Well, doesn’t she owe you a favor or something? A hot woman can be quite a game-changer, in beer pong and in life. Offer to buy your friend a beer if she’ll show up in the right place at the right time–ie, just when your opponent is about to make a shot. He’ll be too caught off-guard, nervous, and distracted to succeed!
Get Yourself a Custom Playboy Beer Pong Table
…And then spend a lot of time staring at it before you play, because you’ll want to desensitize yourself to its powerful charms. If the other team isn’t prepared for a beer pong table with some sexy graphics on it, they might be too thrown-off to make a decent shot. And of course, you’ll benefit from this too. I mean, it’s Playboy.
Now go do some ass-kicking!
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Distraction is key. Throw your opponent’s mind off and you’ll throw their shot off!
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yep pretty women are excellent ways to distract the other team
hahah too funny !
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Girls are the best distractions.
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Distracting you opponents is a huge part of beer pong to guarantee victory!
The hot chick works, as long as she is not behind your cups when you are off to the side trying to block a bounce. As for other distractions, instead of just waving your hands around the cups, wave them from the cups out away from the table like you were swiping a bounce. The motion of your hand going away from the cups can be enough for the eye to follow and just miss that last cup :)
A well placed curse word during a throw is a sure fire way to screw em over
my favorite distractions batwing. like in the movie waiting. works everytime
these are some great ideas will def have to use them at the next tourney at my place.
if playing on teams, have one person throw the ball at the opponets face and the other team mate bounces it in!
have a girl text them something sexy & when they go to read it take your shot
the best distraction is showing your ass, it works whether you are a guy or girl for different reasons
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the best distraction is showing your ass whether your a guy or girl it works for different reasons
Everytime you miss I die a little each time.
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I do the wait wait hold up…. Oh nvm move ;)
I love playing with party pong balls, Did I win some more?
hot chicks are the best